President Donald Trump Orders the Testing of U.S. Nuclear Weapons For First Time in 33 Years

Nuclear doomsday is here as decades of simmering tension between the United States and Russia have exploded into an open conflict that threatens to wipe out billions of lives and turn the globe into a radioactive wasteland, experts warn.

President Donald Trump has ordered the testing of U.S. nuclear weapons for the first time in 33 years as deranged Russian tyrant Vladimir Putin assembles the world’s largest nuclear stockpile, an estimated 5,580 warheads, which are believed to be aimed at U.S. cities, including Washington, D.C., New York, Chicago, Houston and Los Angeles.

“Because of other countries testing programs, I have instructed the Department of War to start testing our Nuclear Weapons on an equal basis,” the hard-as-nails commander in chief recently roared on Truth Social.

“That process will begin immediately.”

While the U.S. has 5,225 warheads, there is concern that Russia may be teaming up with China, which has an estimated 600 nuclear weapons.

However, the feared U.S.-Russia conflict could further explode if joined by additional nuclear-armed allies, such as France, Britain, Pakistan, India and Israel with the U.S., and North Korea with Russia.

A global clash could unleash a catastrophic barrage of 12,200 airborne warheads, and sources suggest that could put as many as 2 billion people in danger.

Military experts insist the Russian strongman has vowed to use nuclear weapons on Western countries for meddling in his assault on neighboring Ukraine and warned of dire consequences if the U.S. or Germany gives the embattled nation long-range missiles.

Putin, 73, labeled Germany’s plans to arm Ukraine with such Taurus cruise missiles a “direct armed conflict” with his country and said NATO nations were “accomplices in these hostilities.”

Former Russian President Dmitry Medvedev issued fighting words by saying, “The delivery of these missiles could end badly for everyone,” because it is difficult to distinguish “a nuclear Tomahawk missile from a conventional one in flight.”

Retired U.S. Army Maj. Gen. Paul Vallely tells the National Enquirer that Putin will likely first obliterate Berlin, Germany, if Ukraine uses any of the long-range missiles to strike “valued targets” within Russia.

“Putin has nuclear weapons, and he’s willing to use them,” Vallely says. “It’s a doomsday scenario, and everyone in America should be worried.”

Furious Trump, 79, issued a stark warning to Putin after he successfully tested the Zircon hypersonic missile — nicknamed “flying Chernobyl” after the doomed Ukrainian nuclear power plant — which travels at speeds exceeding Mach 9 and is capable of striking the U.S. without alerting America’s ground-based defense systems.

Muscle-flexing Putin also unveiled the Khabarovsk — a submarine armed with state-of-the-art Poseidon torpedoes that can unleash a radioactive tsunami along America’s vulnerable coastlines.

In a show of force, the U.S. test-fired a nuclear-capable Minuteman III intercontinental ballistic missile from California’s Vandenberg Space Force Base, which successfully landed at the Army’s Ronald Reagan Ballistic Missile Defense Test Site in the Marshall Islands about 4,900 miles away.

In a scenario straight out of the doomsday flick A House of Dynamite — where American officials shelter in Pennsylvania’s Raven Rock Mountain Complex prior to a nuke strike — sources say several of Trump’s cabinet officials — Stephen Miller, White House deputy chief of staff for policy, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, Army Secretary Dan Driscoll and others — recently bolted from their private homes to huddle in military installations.

Sources say one such secret nuclear bunker would save Trump, allowing the POTUS to fight back against our nation’s enemies.

According to military experts, America will win World War 3 by Trump gathering his top advisers to strategize ways to best use Air Force Global Strike Command — which can attack anywhere on Earth in 60 minutes — to destroy Russia’s nuclear arsenal.

What’s more, Trump has ordered the creation of a $175 billion defense system, dubbed the Golden Dome by the Pentagon, which he says will be “capable of intercepting missiles — even if they are launched from other sides of the world, and even if they are launched from space.”