Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs’ Prison Holiday Menu Revealed — and He’ll Be Eating Better Than You Would Think!

Sean “Diddy” Combs may be spending the holidays behind bars, but his jailhouse menu is anything but bleak.

The disgraced mogul could dine surprisingly well inside FCI Fort Dix, the New Jersey facility where he’s serving a 50-month sentence. To kick things off, Combs, 55, will start each holiday being offered a classic inmate breakfast: bran flakes, skim milk, whole wheat bread, jelly and a banana, per TMZ.

Thanksgiving brings the real spread. According to the outlet, the former rapper can tuck into a full turkey roast dinner complete with mashed potatoes, corn and a holiday dessert — a far cry from his once-lavish, star-studded feasts, but still hearty for federal lockup.

Christmas turns up the heat with baked Cornish hens, cornbread dressing, mixed vegetables and another serving of mashed potatoes. And on New Year’s Day, inmates get even more options: baked fish, grilled beef or tofu lo mein for those feeling health-conscious.

In case he’s in the mood for snacks after all that chow, the outlet reports that Combs still has access to commissary comforts, like chips and candy.

According to The Real Housewives of New Jersey alum Joe Guidice, Fort Dix is no walk in the park, so Combs needs to keep his head on swivel.

“I’ve seen people get stabbed over an onion,” Guidice, who served 41 months at the facility on a federal fraud rap, told US Weekly. “You ain’t in there with the most stable people.”

“As long as he keeps a low profile and doesn’t try to act like a big shot,” the former reality star added, “he’ll be fine.”