Alec Baldwin Claps Back at Influencer Who Gives Scathing Review of His and Hilaria’s Hamptons Home

Alec Baldwin is responding to the social media influencer who tore the aesthetic of his Hamptons home to shreds in a lighthearted Instagram review.

Comedian Dan Mahboubian Rosen shared an Instagram Reel last month in which he “reviews” the 67-year-old actor’s 11,000-square-foot farmhouse he shares with wife Hilaria Baldwin in Amagansett, New York.

In the clip, Rosen — who apologizes “for the quality” of his fake Spanish accent — gives his unfiltered opinion on each room in the house, which the Rust actor purchased for $1.75 million in 1995, according to the New York Times.

“Why don’t you go away?” Alec wrote in the comments section of the post, while Hilaria simply responded with a crying-laughing emoji.

The post has thus far accumulated over 10,000 likes and plenty of comments reacting to Rosen’s hot takes.

“How does someone with so much money like Alec Baldwin live in a place like this?” Rosen asks at the top of the Instagram Reel. “Look, even the cat is falling asleep [because] it is so bored with the home. It looks like they ran out of money doing set decoration for a Hallmark holiday film.”

When he begins to discuss the living room, Rosen asks his followers, “Did they get a Groupon to Pottery Barn? Why everything is boring?”

Rosen then points to the painting of Hilaria hanging above the fireplace, noting that it’s “the only thing remotely with personality in this whole home.” According to the New York Times, the painting was inspired by a paparazzi photo of the yoga instructor, 41, inside a bodega near their West Village apartment.

The Instagram comedian then notes that in photos of the Baldwins’ Hamptons home, everything is neat and clean — which seems nearly impossible given that they share seven children (in addition to Ireland Baldwin, whom Alec shares with ex-wife Kim Basinger).

“Show us the mess, Hilaria,” Rosen says, describing the aesthetic of the home as “mayonnaise.”

He adds, “I guess it makes sense that this used to be a farmhouse because it’s been butchered.”

In 2022, the Baldwins put the home on the market for $29 million, but ultimately had a change of heart.

“We keep coming back here because the kids are very happy,” Alec told the Times. “They love it here.”