THE OBVIOUS BEST CANDIDATE: The folks at
Hotels.com are bringing a little levity to the hard-fought presidential race with the announcement that their boldly clueless mascot,
Captain Obvious, is running — and they mean that literally — for the nation’s highest office. Check out what the captain has to say about his jog through all 50 states and Washington, D.C., on his website, where you’ll also find lodging recommended by Hotels.com and exercise gear for sale. Go to
captainobviousrunsforpresident.com.