BLESSED IS THE BAM BLACKBERRY

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President Obama may be too busy to go to church but he can always check his Blackberry for the latest from Team God.

When Obama needs a little inspirational pick me up after battling in the political arena, Bam reads his daily email sent to him from pastors all over the US.

"It’s a wonderful thing," Obama said of his hi-tech devotionals.

While Obama is the first President to be allowed to maintain his Blackberry in office only a handful of aides have the addy for the hush-hush device.

The Prez revealed that White House faith director Joshua DuBois forwards him a morning prayer from a selection sent in by a priestly power pack of churchmen he met during the presidential campaign.

When Obama first took office the intelligence community insisted his Blackberry be trashed in the interest of national security but the tech savvy "moral orator" swayed the nervous advisers to relent.
 
Especially after he received a specially designed one-of-a kind unit which allows Obama to speak on a secure, protected line which he needs for a daily dose of Good Word.